Rebuilding Lives in Northern Ireland
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Jan 9th, 2012
An elderly man is stopped by police on his way home from the pub in a questionable state of inebriation and is asked where he is going at such a late hour. The man replies, “I’m going to a lecture about the abuse of drinking and smoking.” The policeman asks who would be giving a […]
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Sep 26th, 2011
The old mother superior was dying. The nuns tending to her tried to give her milk, but she refused. One of the nuns added a tot of whiskey to the milk and offered it to Mother Superior who drank it all down. When the nuns asked her if she had wisdom to share with them […]
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Jul 13th, 2011
A pipe burst in Dr. Sweeney’s house, so he called Pat, the plumber. Pat did some mysterious things for awhile like banging on pipes and then handed the good doctor his bill. Dr. Sweeney was dumbfounded! “Sure I don’t get that much as a doctor. This is ridiculous,” said the doctor. To which Pat replied, […]
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Jun 13th, 2011
Having won the Irish sweepstakes, Pat O’Connell of Kerry took a tour of the U.S. Going through the great state of Texas, Pat remarked to the guide that it was very big. The guide told him that it was so big that all of the Co. Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of the […]
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Apr 4th, 2011
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Jan 21st, 2011
Dead man injured in crash. Male donkey in foal — cheap! Dessie Ellis, Councellor, placed an ad which read: Dessie Ellis is available to provide assistance with housing, social welfare, rent and anti-social behavior.
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Dec 1st, 2010
The Irish invented the three-day weekend because they couldn’t lump all the bad weather into Saturday and Sunday.
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Nov 19th, 2010
Pat and Mike landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea, Pat yelled, “Mike, I lost my finger!” “Have you now?” asks Mike. “How did you do it?” Pat replied, “I just touched this big spinning thing here like this — Damn! There goes another one!”
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Nov 5th, 2010
Bridget and Mary are strolling along and hear a voice crying, “Help me!” coming from under a log. They look under and see a frog. “Help me, I’m an investment banker under an evil curse. Only a woman’s kiss will restore me. Bridget grabs the frog and puts him in her purse. Mary asks, “Did […]
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Oct 26th, 2010
“A whiskey museum will open, along with a restaurant, pub and a magnificiently plastered members lounge.”
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