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Ode to Age

When I was young, My slippers were red I could kick my heels Right over my head. When I grew older, My slippers were blue And still I could dance The whole night through. Now when I’m old, My slippers are black I walk to the shops And puff my way back.

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Tim opened the morning newspaper and saw his name in the obituary column. He rushed to the phone to call his friend. “Did you see the paper?” asked Tim. “They say I died.” “Yes, I saw it,” replied his friend. “Where are you calling from?”

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A tourist was driving very speedily through a rainstorm in Donegal in June when he was stopped by the police. The visitor explained he was going home the next day and couldn’t appear in court and asked, “Don’t you have summary fines?” The rain-soaked policeman replied, “Ah, no sir, it rains all the time and […]

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A pub in the west of Ireland had this sign over its door: “The following charges apply to all men who wish the barmen to take phone calls from their wives: 1 Euro – “He’s just gone.” – 2 Euro – “He hasn’t been here all day.” – 3 Euro – “I haven’t seen him […]

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A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big rummage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” “NO!” the children […]

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Three Irish sons left home and all prospered. Getting back together, they thought of gifts for their elderly mother. The first built her a large house; the second sent her a BMW with a drive; and the third thought he had beat them all.  He told them, “You know how Mom loves to read the […]

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Mrs. O’Reilly goes to the post office and asks, “May I have 50 stamps, please?” The clerk replies, “What denomination?” Mrs. O’Reilly is stunned. “Good heavens, has it come to that? Very well then, I’ll have 14 Protestants and 36 Catholics.”

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