Rebuilding Lives in Northern Ireland
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Jul 19th, 2010
Tim opened the morning newspaper and saw his name in the obituary column. He rushed to the phone to call his friend. “Did you see the paper?” asked Tim. “They say I died.” “Yes, I saw it,” replied his friend. “Where are you calling from?”
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on Jun 28th, 2010
A tourist was driving very speedily through a rainstorm in Donegal in June when he was stopped by the police. The visitor explained he was going home the next day and couldn’t appear in court and asked, “Don’t you have summary fines?” The rain-soaked policeman replied, “Ah, no sir, it rains all the time and […]
Posted in A Wee Bit of Irish Humor on May 20th, 2010
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big rummage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” “NO!” the children […]
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