A pipe burst in Dr. Sweeney’s house, so he called Pat, the plumber. Pat did some mysterious things for awhile like banging on pipes and then handed the good doctor his bill. Dr. Sweeney was dumbfounded! “Sure I don’t get that much as a doctor. This is ridiculous,” said the doctor. To which Pat replied, “Neither did I when I was a doctor.”
Officer Rafferty was walking his beat when he saw a man with a brick on a leash. Being a nice man, Rafferty admired the man’s dog. The man said, “It’s not a dog, it’s a brick, you eejit!” The policeman was embarassed and walked away. The man leaned down and whispered to the brick, “Got him there didn’t we Rover?”
