Conway Mill Trust

Seamus walks into a men’s clothing store in Manhattan and tells the clerk he’s looking for a suit.  Max the clerk tells him he’s in luck.  “If you buy this suit for $800.00, then you can have a second one for half price.”  Seamus says: ‘You don’t understand.  I don’t want to spend that much for an Irish suit.” Perplexed, Max asks, “What’s an Irish suit?”  “The one for wakes and weddings,” answers Seamus.  “That’s the only time we wear them.”